Sunday, 10 March 2013

Faraz Funny Sms

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Faraz Funny Sms Biography
FARAZ
Ahmad Faraz (Urdu: احمد فراز‎, born Syed Ahmad Shah (Urdu: سید احمد شاہ‎) on 12 January 1931 in Kohat, died 25 August 2008) was a Pakistani Urdu poet. He was acclaimed one of the modern Urdu poets of the last century. 'Faraz' is his pen name, (in Urdu takhalus). He died in Islamabad on 25 August 2008. He was awarded Hilal-e-Imtiaz, Sitara-i-Imtiaz and after his death Hilal-e-Pakistan by the government.
Faraz was born in Kohat, Pakistan to Syed Muhammad Shah Barq. His brother is Syed Masood Kausar. He moved to Peshawar with his family. He studied in famous Edwards College, Peshawar and received Masters in Urdu and Persian from Peshawar University.
During his time in college, Faiz Ahmad Faiz and Ali Sardar Jafri were the best progressive poets, who impressed him and became his role models. Ethnically a Sayyid, Ahmed Faraz studied Persian and Urdu at the Peshawar University. He later became lecturer at the Peshawar University.
Faraz has been compared with Faiz Ahmad Faiz, holds a unique position as one of the best poets of current times, with a fine but simple style of writing. Even common people can easily understand his poetry.
In an interview with Rediff he recalls how his father, once bought clothes for him on Eid. He didn't like the clothes meant for him, but preferred the ones meant for his elder brother. This lead him to write his first couplet:
:سب کے واسطے لائے ہیں کپڑے سیل سے
:لائے ہیں میرے لیے قیدی کا کمبل جیل سے
Sab kay waste laye hein kaprye sale se
Laye hein mere liye qaidi ka kambal jail se
(He brought clothes for everybody from the sale)
 (For me he brought a blanket from jail)
Ahmad Faraz was arrested for reciting poems that criticised military rulers in Pakistan during the Zia-ul-Haq era. Following that arrest he went into a self-imposed exile. He stayed for 6 years in Britain, Canada and Europe before returning to Pakistan, where he was initially appointed Chairman Pakistan Academy of Letters and later chairperson of the Islamabad-based National Book Foundation for several years. He has been awarded with numerous national and international awards. In 2006, he returned the Hilal-e-Imtiaz award he was given in 2004.
About his current writings he says: "I now only write when I am forced to from the inside."[citation needed] Maintaining a tradition established by his mentor, the revolutionary Faiz Ahmad Faiz, he wrote some of his best poetry during those days in exile. Famous amongst poetry of resistance has been "Mahasara". Faraz was also mentioned by actor Shahzada Ghaffar in the Pothwari/Mirpuri telefilm "Khai Aye O".
Faraz died from kidney failure in a local Islamabad hospital on 25 August 2008. His funeral was held on the evening of 26th, by many admirers and government officials at H-8 Graveyard, Islamabad, Pakistan.


FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
 b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
 Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"

SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
 SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.


[Wo aaj maira naam tak bhool gayi "Faraz"
Jo kahti thi "kundi na karhka, seedha andar aa"
Hum tu England mai chanda jama kar rahy thay "Faraz"
Unhon ne Match Fixing ka ilzaam laga dia
Yai kah kar India ne Pakistan ka pani khol dia "Faraz"
Ke hum Larki ke susraal ka pani nai pia karte
Mairi doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi "Faraz"
Wo sab say agay hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain
Mairi pairon talay zameen nikal gayi "Faraz"
Jab Girl Friend ne kaha "Rs. 50 ka load tu karwa do"
Wo roz roz kahti ke mujhe apni tasweer MMS kardo
Koi Ja ke unse kah day mera pas simple Nokia 1202 set hai
Us ne apny Birthday par ye kah kar pareshan kardi "Faraz"
Koi Gift na lana bas 1 kilo cheeni kahen se leke lana
Hum ne apne lie Ambulance ka bandobast kar lia "Faraz"
Suna hai B.A ka result any wala hia
Us kahna ke aj mai boht khush hon "Faraz"
Pichli Sardiyon ki Jacket Nikali tu jaib se 100 rupey neklay
En sardiyon mai romance acha nahi "Faraz"
Geezar tera kharab hai kuch tu khayal kar

Iss Dafa Barshein Rukti He Nahi Faraz,
Hum Ne Ansu Kia Piye Sare Mosam Ro Pare !!!!

Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.

Wo Exam Mein Betha Dosto’n K Muunh Hi Dekhta Reh Gaya
“Faraz”
Kyun K Usne Khud Hee Kaha Tha K
“Mujh Per 1 Ehsan Karna, K Mujh Per Koi Ehsan Na Karna”

FARAZ Daku Ban Gaya.
Bank Main Daka Dalny Gaya Or Bola
Arz Kiya Hay
Takdeer Main Jo Hay, Wo Mily Ga,
Handz-Up, Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hily Ga.
Phir Cashier Ko Khaha:
Apny Kuch Khwab Meri Ankhon Se Nikal Do,
Jo Kuch Bhe Hay Jaldi Say Is Bag Main Dal Do.
Phir Kaha:
Bohat Koshish Karta Hun Teri Yaad Ko Bhulany Ki,
Khabardar Koi Hoshyari Na Kary Police Ko Bulany Ki.
Phir Bank Walo Ko Kaha:
Dil Ka Aangan Tery Bin Veeran Para Hay,
Jaldi Karo Bahar Mera Yaar Khara Hy.

Us Shaks Ko To Bichadeny Ka Saleka Nahi
FARAZ!!
Jatay Hoe Khud KO Mere Pass Chor Gaya

Us Ney Mujay Raat Ko Jangal
Main Akela Choor Diya …
Yeh Keh Kar Kar Faraz
Jaab Piyar Kia Tu Darna Kia

FARAZ Sahab Frmte Hy
Shair Likh Likh Kr Mri Hath Ki Nus Jam H0gai
Mri Aqal O Himat Nakam H0gai
Kya Ab B K0i Nhi Btyega
K
Munni Aapa Q Badnam H0gai

Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum Ko Bhari Mehfil Ma Ruswa Kar Diya ‘FARAZ’!
Seedha Ho K Beth Teri Shalwar Phati Hoi Ha

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Oh Ly Ami Ny Fyr Nai Sitti

Beqarari meri dekh li hai to ab mera zabt b dekhna FARAZ,
 Itna khamosh rahun ga k cheekh uthay ga woh.]

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