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Funny Sms Conversations Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
CONVERSATION
Conversation is a form of interactive, spontaneous communication between two or more people who are following rules of etiquette.
Conversation analysis is a branch of sociology which studies the structure and organization of human interaction, with a more specific focus on conversational interaction.
Conversations are interactive because contributions to a conversation are response reactions to what has previously been said.
Conversations are spontaneous because a conversation proceeds, to some extent, and in some way, unpredictably. However, the scope of that spontaneity may legitimately be somewhat pre-limited for the purpose of expediency, e.g. a talk show or a debate.
Conversations follow rules of etiquette because conversations are social interactions, and therefore depend on social convention. Failure to adhere to these rules devolves, and eventually dissolves the conversation.
Conversations are sometimes the ideal form of communication, depending on the participants' intended ends. Conversations may be ideal when, for example, each party desires a relatively equal exchange of information, or when one party desires to question the other. On the other hand, if permanency or the ability to review such information is important, written communication may be ideal. Or if time-efficiency is most important, a speech may be preferable.
Many conversations can be divided into four categories according to their major subject content:
Conversations about subjective ideas, which often serve to extend understanding and awareness.
Conversations about objective facts, which may serve to consolidate a widely held view.
Conversations about other people (usually absent), which may be either critical, competitive, or supportive. This includes gossip.
Conversations about oneself, which sometimes indicate attention-seeking behavior or can provide relevant information about oneself to participants in the conversation.
Practically, few conversations fall exclusively into one category. Nevertheless, the proportional distribution of any given conversation between the categories can offer useful psychological insights into the mind set of the participants. This is the reason that the majority of conversations are difficult to categorize.
Most conversations may be classified by their goal. Conversational ends may, however, shift over the life of the conversation.
Functional conversation is designed to convey information in order to help achieve an individual or group goal.
Small talk is a type of conversation where the topic is less important than the social purpose of achieving bonding between people or managing personal distance.
Banter is non-serious conversation, usually between friends, which may rely on humour or in-jokes at the expense of those taking part. The purpose of banter may at first appear to be an offensive affront to the other person's face. However, people engaging in such a conversation are often signaling that they are comfortable enough in each other's company to be able to say such things without causing harm. Banter is particularly difficult for those on the autism spectrum and those with semantic pragmatic disorder.
[GIRL: A, B, C
BOY: What?
GIRL: Always Be Careful
BOY: ahan then?
GIRL: D, E, F, G
BOY : ??
GIRL: Don’t Ever Forget That
BOY: ForGet That
GIRL: I’m H, I
BOY: What H, I ?
GIRL: Happilly Inlove
BOY: so
GIRL: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me
BOY: ‘n how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
GIRL: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable, Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You’ll Zee…;)
Cute conversation..
Heart says to Eyes:"See less, because you see and I suffer a lot"
Eyes replied: "Feel less, because you feel and I cry a lot"
Conversation between cat and elephant
Cat: how old r you?
Elephant: 5 year
Cat: But u look big
Elephant: Nido jo Peeta hu but how old r you?
Cat: I am 30 years
Elephant: But u look so small
Cat: Ponds Age Miracle, barthi umar mano tham si jaye...
3 Guys Name
What, Why, ‘n When Were Talking
What:Why What R U Doing?
Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.
What:Why?
Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?
What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?
Why:What! When Did I Cal U?
When:What Is Your Problem Why Are You Calling Me?
Why:What? Did I Call You? When?
What & When: What
When:Why Are You Caling Urself?
Why:Did I Call Myself, When?
When:What?
What:…
This morning I got a SMS from my brother:
Tom: "Might need to take a vacation after this one to get rid of stress."
Me: "Oh no, what is wrong?? Is it because you have to wake up at 6am?"
Tom: "No, that's fine. It's that we spend 90% of the time on the bus and get like 30 minutes at each stop."
Tom: "We got 60 minutes at the Met, 25 minutes on Capitol Hill. Now 30 minutes at the Smithsonian. What a joke."
Me: "Are you meeting other tourists on the bus?"
Tom: "No i am meeting no one else. I am just filled with disappointment."
Me: "Hahaha what were you hoping for?"
Tom: "I don't know. I gave up 5 days on a beach in Hawaii to spend time with our parents."
Tom: "There better be some divine karma that is getting direct deposited as we speak."
Me: [laughing]
Tom: "XML"
Me: "What do you mean by XML? FML? Did your iphone auto-correct?"
Tom: "FML. </>"
Guy: I’m a doctor, what is your appendix doing tonight? I’d love to take it out.
Girl: Very funny. You should be on the television then I could turn you off.
Guy: I’m a magician. Would you like me to perform a spell for you?
Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear?
Guy: I’m a photographer for a model agency: I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Girl: Yea and I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Guy: I’m a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package.
Girl: Sorry, I don’t date guys that only come once a day.
Guy: Are you free tomorrow night?
Girl: No, but I’m on special offer the day after.
Guy: What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Girl: Trying to avoid scum like you.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: What do you mean - I wasn’t even born for the first half of it.
Guy: Can I spend the evening with you?
Girl: No. I gave up baby-sitting years ago.
Guy: Cheer up darling, it may never happen.
Girl: What do you mean? It just has.
Guy: Do you know what would look good on you?
Girl: No?
Guy: Me.
Guy: Going so soon? Stay a little longer and let me get you a drink.
Girl: Just give me the cash, I’ll get one tomorrow.]
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Funny Sms Conversations Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
CONVERSATION
Conversation is a form of interactive, spontaneous communication between two or more people who are following rules of etiquette.
Conversation analysis is a branch of sociology which studies the structure and organization of human interaction, with a more specific focus on conversational interaction.
Conversations are interactive because contributions to a conversation are response reactions to what has previously been said.
Conversations are spontaneous because a conversation proceeds, to some extent, and in some way, unpredictably. However, the scope of that spontaneity may legitimately be somewhat pre-limited for the purpose of expediency, e.g. a talk show or a debate.
Conversations follow rules of etiquette because conversations are social interactions, and therefore depend on social convention. Failure to adhere to these rules devolves, and eventually dissolves the conversation.
Conversations are sometimes the ideal form of communication, depending on the participants' intended ends. Conversations may be ideal when, for example, each party desires a relatively equal exchange of information, or when one party desires to question the other. On the other hand, if permanency or the ability to review such information is important, written communication may be ideal. Or if time-efficiency is most important, a speech may be preferable.
Many conversations can be divided into four categories according to their major subject content:
Conversations about subjective ideas, which often serve to extend understanding and awareness.
Conversations about objective facts, which may serve to consolidate a widely held view.
Conversations about other people (usually absent), which may be either critical, competitive, or supportive. This includes gossip.
Conversations about oneself, which sometimes indicate attention-seeking behavior or can provide relevant information about oneself to participants in the conversation.
Practically, few conversations fall exclusively into one category. Nevertheless, the proportional distribution of any given conversation between the categories can offer useful psychological insights into the mind set of the participants. This is the reason that the majority of conversations are difficult to categorize.
Most conversations may be classified by their goal. Conversational ends may, however, shift over the life of the conversation.
Functional conversation is designed to convey information in order to help achieve an individual or group goal.
Small talk is a type of conversation where the topic is less important than the social purpose of achieving bonding between people or managing personal distance.
Banter is non-serious conversation, usually between friends, which may rely on humour or in-jokes at the expense of those taking part. The purpose of banter may at first appear to be an offensive affront to the other person's face. However, people engaging in such a conversation are often signaling that they are comfortable enough in each other's company to be able to say such things without causing harm. Banter is particularly difficult for those on the autism spectrum and those with semantic pragmatic disorder.
[GIRL: A, B, C
BOY: What?
GIRL: Always Be Careful
BOY: ahan then?
GIRL: D, E, F, G
BOY : ??
GIRL: Don’t Ever Forget That
BOY: ForGet That
GIRL: I’m H, I
BOY: What H, I ?
GIRL: Happilly Inlove
BOY: so
GIRL: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving Me
BOY: ‘n how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?
GIRL: No Other Person Quite, Reasonable, Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me You’ll Zee…;)
Cute conversation..
Heart says to Eyes:"See less, because you see and I suffer a lot"
Eyes replied: "Feel less, because you feel and I cry a lot"
Conversation between cat and elephant
Cat: how old r you?
Elephant: 5 year
Cat: But u look big
Elephant: Nido jo Peeta hu but how old r you?
Cat: I am 30 years
Elephant: But u look so small
Cat: Ponds Age Miracle, barthi umar mano tham si jaye...
3 Guys Name
What, Why, ‘n When Were Talking
What:Why What R U Doing?
Why:I Dont Know What Are You Doing.
What:Why?
Why:Why R U Caling Me? What?
What:Now Why Did U Cal Me?
Why:What! When Did I Cal U?
When:What Is Your Problem Why Are You Calling Me?
Why:What? Did I Call You? When?
What & When: What
When:Why Are You Caling Urself?
Why:Did I Call Myself, When?
When:What?
What:…
This morning I got a SMS from my brother:
Tom: "Might need to take a vacation after this one to get rid of stress."
Me: "Oh no, what is wrong?? Is it because you have to wake up at 6am?"
Tom: "No, that's fine. It's that we spend 90% of the time on the bus and get like 30 minutes at each stop."
Tom: "We got 60 minutes at the Met, 25 minutes on Capitol Hill. Now 30 minutes at the Smithsonian. What a joke."
Me: "Are you meeting other tourists on the bus?"
Tom: "No i am meeting no one else. I am just filled with disappointment."
Me: "Hahaha what were you hoping for?"
Tom: "I don't know. I gave up 5 days on a beach in Hawaii to spend time with our parents."
Tom: "There better be some divine karma that is getting direct deposited as we speak."
Me: [laughing]
Tom: "XML"
Me: "What do you mean by XML? FML? Did your iphone auto-correct?"
Tom: "FML. </>"
Guy: I’m a doctor, what is your appendix doing tonight? I’d love to take it out.
Girl: Very funny. You should be on the television then I could turn you off.
Guy: I’m a magician. Would you like me to perform a spell for you?
Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear?
Guy: I’m a photographer for a model agency: I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Girl: Yea and I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
Guy: I’m a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package.
Girl: Sorry, I don’t date guys that only come once a day.
Guy: Are you free tomorrow night?
Girl: No, but I’m on special offer the day after.
Guy: What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Girl: Trying to avoid scum like you.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: What do you mean - I wasn’t even born for the first half of it.
Guy: Can I spend the evening with you?
Girl: No. I gave up baby-sitting years ago.
Guy: Cheer up darling, it may never happen.
Girl: What do you mean? It just has.
Guy: Do you know what would look good on you?
Girl: No?
Guy: Me.
Guy: Going so soon? Stay a little longer and let me get you a drink.
Girl: Just give me the cash, I’ll get one tomorrow.]
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