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Boy:Aj Accidnt hua,
uf mrty mrty bcha hn.
Dad:Tmhri he ghlti ho
ge.
Maa:Mera Beta,thek to hai
na tu?
Sis:Bhai koi chot to ni
i kahen
Bro:Yar dhyan sy chlaya kr,
Frnd:O Shit,Biryani mlty mlty
reh gyi,Jaa Yaar
Jiyo Dosto twaday to wada chawal
koi nai…

Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo.
.
Mera agla target 14 feb hy
Hahahaaahahhha….:P
From
Rehman Malik…

“SONEHRI BAAT”

“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo

Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..


Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
.
From

Apka apna
.
Rehman malik

smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS


Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi
“D_G”
Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli:
Ezcuze me…..
“PAd”
Ap ne maara hy?

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
Dear Sir,
Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga!
Nahi Aaunga
Nahi Aaunga
Thank U…
Bas nahi aaunga


OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……


“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ”
@
Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska
name “Lala Mussa” hy.
Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa
hai jo andy deta hai..
(Astaghfirullah)
.
Wo b
100 Rupy Darjan…

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
.
Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.
Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?
Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..


No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:
1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..
4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..


Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.
.
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. OooPPSSS

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