Thursday, 7 March 2013

Free Funny Sms

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Free Funny Sms Biography
Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapka MOBILE Bekaar!

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

Mohabat me dekho, kia mukaam paiya hai
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaiya hai
hospital pahunche to nurso ne kuch yu farmaiya hai ..
baharon phool barsao
kisi ka mehboob aiya hai

arz hai..
Uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi.
Uski ek aankh itni khubsoorat thi…
Ki uski doosri aankh bhi usi ko dekh rahi thi..

Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??

Students ke Dard University kya jaane..
College ke riwaaj Parents kya jaane..
Hoti kitni taqleef 1 Paper likhne me..
woh Dard paper Check karne wale kya jaanee..

Dil cheer ke dikhaau, to dard dhoondh na paaoge,
Waah...waah. .. dil cheer ke dikhaau,
To dard dhoondh na paaoge...
Kyonki dard to mere daant me hai,

P = Petrol 86.66 Rs. Per ltr
A = Ata 35 Rs KG
K = Khudhkush Hamle
I = ILIM ki kami
S = Sarko pe pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity

Bumper inaam- mujhe SMS pe SMS kare,
Aur aap jeet sakte hai 50 laakh ki car ka ek photo,
36 inch color TV. ka ek boxs aur
Pairis jaane waale plain ko ta-ta.
To jaldi kariye, 0308 8471753.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM,
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE,
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO,
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE,

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To Zardare ki kasam Malir Cantt me bhi Tajmahal bana denge,

APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE,
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE,
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI,
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE,

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
upar likha hai most wanted,
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai,

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