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Funny Sms Messages Biography
Pathan.1st : - Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai.
Pathan.2nd : - are waah, woh kaise ?
Pathan.1st : - Mai Girls College Bus ka Driver hoon.....
Pathan Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha,
Pathan NeNew SIM Kharid Kar Use SMS Kia Maine,
Wo Sim Band Kar Dia He Ab Tera Baap b Tang Nahi Kar Sakta,
Khuda ne aapko aisa bheja,
ki bheja bhejna hi bhool gaya,
mujhe kisi ne bheja,
isiliye yeh maine aapko bheja,
Alam >Mujhe shaadi main BMW mili thi
Rahell >par tere pass to car nahi hai
Alam >BMW ka mtalb bahut motti wife
Dastak di kisi ne aur kaha khushiya lekar aaya hu,
Inbox chota na par jaaye, itani duaye laya hu,
Naam bhi hai mera SMS kisi ka paigaam
Lekar aapko ‘miss yu’ kahane aaya hu.
Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chod do."
Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chod do."
Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chod do."
Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chod do."
Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe
SMS karna chod do.
kadam-kadam par hawa ki aahat ka dhyaan rakhna,
Mushkil samay me bhi dosto ko yaad rakhna,
Hamaari yaado ki khushboo jaroor aayegi,
Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna.
Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye
Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi
Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath
Car me baitha, Driver ne shesha set kiya,
Aadmi gusse me bola-"meri biwi ko dekhta hai
Piche baith, car main chalauga."
Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
Swarg jaisa anand aaya,
Kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya,
Shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.
kash logon ki mohabbat Mobile hoti
Larka Nokia Larki Sony Ericsson hoti
Larka mohabat k sms data
Larki chahat ki miss call karti
Larka larki ki miss call save karta
Larki larke ki chahat sy inbox bharti
Milkr roz dono apne jiwan ke battery charge kartay
Ringtone ki awaz py dono ki zindagi muskurati
Reporter >Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye?
Pathan > Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri Per Chalaang Laga Di.
Reporter > Phir Ap Kese Bach Gaye?
Pathan > Main Khudkushi K Liye Patri Per Leta Tha Ya Elan Suna To Main Platform Per Ja Kr Lait Gaya.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola woh kya hai bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga?
Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi
Doctor kay band clinic kay agay lambi line thi. Aik sardar bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr ker pechay phenk daytay.
Sardar: Lagay raho, mai v clinic nahi kholna.
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak"
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Funny Sms Messages Biography
Pathan.1st : - Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai.
Pathan.2nd : - are waah, woh kaise ?
Pathan.1st : - Mai Girls College Bus ka Driver hoon.....
Pathan Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Karta Tha,
Pathan NeNew SIM Kharid Kar Use SMS Kia Maine,
Wo Sim Band Kar Dia He Ab Tera Baap b Tang Nahi Kar Sakta,
Khuda ne aapko aisa bheja,
ki bheja bhejna hi bhool gaya,
mujhe kisi ne bheja,
isiliye yeh maine aapko bheja,
Alam >Mujhe shaadi main BMW mili thi
Rahell >par tere pass to car nahi hai
Alam >BMW ka mtalb bahut motti wife
Dastak di kisi ne aur kaha khushiya lekar aaya hu,
Inbox chota na par jaaye, itani duaye laya hu,
Naam bhi hai mera SMS kisi ka paigaam
Lekar aapko ‘miss yu’ kahane aaya hu.
Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chod do."
Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chod do."
Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chod do."
Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chod do."
Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe
SMS karna chod do.
kadam-kadam par hawa ki aahat ka dhyaan rakhna,
Mushkil samay me bhi dosto ko yaad rakhna,
Hamaari yaado ki khushboo jaroor aayegi,
Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna.
Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur sadi ho gaye
Ab Taj banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi
Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath
Car me baitha, Driver ne shesha set kiya,
Aadmi gusse me bola-"meri biwi ko dekhta hai
Piche baith, car main chalauga."
Baith kar unki julfon k saye me,
Swarg jaisa anand aaya,
Kambakhat uske baap ne dekh liya,
Shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.
kash logon ki mohabbat Mobile hoti
Larka Nokia Larki Sony Ericsson hoti
Larka mohabat k sms data
Larki chahat ki miss call karti
Larka larki ki miss call save karta
Larki larke ki chahat sy inbox bharti
Milkr roz dono apne jiwan ke battery charge kartay
Ringtone ki awaz py dono ki zindagi muskurati
Reporter >Pathan Se;Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye?
Pathan > Elan Hua K Train Platform Per Aa Rahi Hai Sab Ne Jan Bachanay K Liye Patri Per Chalaang Laga Di.
Reporter > Phir Ap Kese Bach Gaye?
Pathan > Main Khudkushi K Liye Patri Per Leta Tha Ya Elan Suna To Main Platform Per Ja Kr Lait Gaya.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola woh kya hai bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga?
Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi
Doctor kay band clinic kay agay lambi line thi. Aik sardar bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr ker pechay phenk daytay.
Sardar: Lagay raho, mai v clinic nahi kholna.
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak"
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