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DOWNLOAD
"Upload" and "Download" redirect here. For other uses, see Upload (disambiguation) and Download (disambiguation).
In computer networks, to download means to receive data to a local system from a remote system, or to initiate such a data transfer. Examples of a remote system from which a download might be performed include a web server, FTP server, email server, or other similar systems.
A download can mean either any file that is offered for downloading or that has been downloaded, or the process of receiving such a file.
It has become more common to mistake and confuse the meaning of downloading and installing or simply combine them incorrectly together.
The inverse operation, uploading, can refer to the sending of data from a local system to a remote system such as a server or another client with the intent that the remote system should store a copy of the data being transferred, or the initiation of such a process. The words first came into popular usage among computer users with the increased popularity of bulletin board systems (BBS), facilitated by the widespread distribution and implementation of dial-up internet access in the 1970s.
The use of the terms uploading and downloading often imply that the data sent or received is to be stored permanently, or at least stored more than temporarily. In contrast, the term downloading is distinguished from the related concept of streaming, which indicates the receiving of data that is used near immediately as it is received, while the transmission is still in progress and which may not be stored long-term, whereas in a process described using the term downloading, this would imply that the data is only usable when it has been received in its entirety. Increasingly, websites that offer streaming media or media displayed in-browser, such as YouTube, and which place restrictions on the ability of users to save these materials to their computers after they have been received, say that downloading is not permitted. In this context, download implies specifically "receive and save" instead of simply "receive". However, it is also important to note that downloading is not the same as "transferring" (i.e., sending/receiving data between two storage devices would be a transferral of data, but receiving data from the Internet would be considered a download).
Applied to local transfers (sending data from one local system to another local system), it is often difficult to decide if it is an upload or download, as both source and destination are in the local the term download to refer to any data transfer, the term sideload is sometimes being used to cover all local-to-local transfers to end this confusion.
When there is a transfer of data from a remote system to another remote system, the process is called "remote uploading". This is used by some online file hosting services.
Remote uploading is also used in situations where the computers that need to share data are located on a distant high-speed LAN, and the remote control is being performed using a comparatively slow dial-up modem connection.
For example:
The user remotely accesses a file hosting service at MyRemoteHost.
The user finds a public file at PublicRemoteHost and wants to keep a copy in their MyRemoteHost.
To have it done they "remote upload" the file from PublicRemoteHost to MyRemoteHost.
None of the hosts are located on the user's local network.
Without remote uploading functionality, the user would be required to download the file first to their local host and then upload it to the remote file hosting server.
Where the connection to the remote computers is via a dial-up connection, the transfer time required to download locally and then upload again could increase from seconds to hours or days.
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[A Husbands Version:
My Wife Is Like
“Terms & Conditions”
Of A Website !
I Never Understand What She
Says But I Always Accept!!
Now They Are Digging The Mayan’s Temple
To Get The Next Part Of Calender After 21St Dec 2012
Pray For Their Success
Other Wise Believer With Mayan’S Will Be Date Less From Tomorrow Onward
And
They Will Have No Birthdays,
No Anniversary,
No Holiday ,
What They Will Do?
Teacher!
Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi Hoti Hy.
Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"
Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
"STOP"
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
"DON'T STOP"
King of the States,
Apple of my father's eye,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare.
Samajh aai ?
Nahi,
English samajhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nahi:-P
Punjabi version mulahiza Ho:
Desaan da Raja,
Mery Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya;-)
Once
There Was A Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach on The Bridge of The Naala
He Saw Another Kutta in Water with boti
His thoughts Were Kuttean Aalay.HE Mari Jo CHal Vich Te He Lost HIS Own Boti
Moral;
Kuttean Aali Socho Gay Te Kuttean Aali Hovay Gi.
"A TRUE STORY"
Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha.
ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb;
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya
or
AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..
1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking"
1 day I read drinking is bad
"I stop drinking"
1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit
" I stop
reading" lOlzz]
Download Funny Sms Biography
DOWNLOAD
"Upload" and "Download" redirect here. For other uses, see Upload (disambiguation) and Download (disambiguation).
In computer networks, to download means to receive data to a local system from a remote system, or to initiate such a data transfer. Examples of a remote system from which a download might be performed include a web server, FTP server, email server, or other similar systems.
A download can mean either any file that is offered for downloading or that has been downloaded, or the process of receiving such a file.
It has become more common to mistake and confuse the meaning of downloading and installing or simply combine them incorrectly together.
The inverse operation, uploading, can refer to the sending of data from a local system to a remote system such as a server or another client with the intent that the remote system should store a copy of the data being transferred, or the initiation of such a process. The words first came into popular usage among computer users with the increased popularity of bulletin board systems (BBS), facilitated by the widespread distribution and implementation of dial-up internet access in the 1970s.
The use of the terms uploading and downloading often imply that the data sent or received is to be stored permanently, or at least stored more than temporarily. In contrast, the term downloading is distinguished from the related concept of streaming, which indicates the receiving of data that is used near immediately as it is received, while the transmission is still in progress and which may not be stored long-term, whereas in a process described using the term downloading, this would imply that the data is only usable when it has been received in its entirety. Increasingly, websites that offer streaming media or media displayed in-browser, such as YouTube, and which place restrictions on the ability of users to save these materials to their computers after they have been received, say that downloading is not permitted. In this context, download implies specifically "receive and save" instead of simply "receive". However, it is also important to note that downloading is not the same as "transferring" (i.e., sending/receiving data between two storage devices would be a transferral of data, but receiving data from the Internet would be considered a download).
Applied to local transfers (sending data from one local system to another local system), it is often difficult to decide if it is an upload or download, as both source and destination are in the local the term download to refer to any data transfer, the term sideload is sometimes being used to cover all local-to-local transfers to end this confusion.
When there is a transfer of data from a remote system to another remote system, the process is called "remote uploading". This is used by some online file hosting services.
Remote uploading is also used in situations where the computers that need to share data are located on a distant high-speed LAN, and the remote control is being performed using a comparatively slow dial-up modem connection.
For example:
The user remotely accesses a file hosting service at MyRemoteHost.
The user finds a public file at PublicRemoteHost and wants to keep a copy in their MyRemoteHost.
To have it done they "remote upload" the file from PublicRemoteHost to MyRemoteHost.
None of the hosts are located on the user's local network.
Without remote uploading functionality, the user would be required to download the file first to their local host and then upload it to the remote file hosting server.
Where the connection to the remote computers is via a dial-up connection, the transfer time required to download locally and then upload again could increase from seconds to hours or days.
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[A Husbands Version:
My Wife Is Like
“Terms & Conditions”
Of A Website !
I Never Understand What She
Says But I Always Accept!!
Now They Are Digging The Mayan’s Temple
To Get The Next Part Of Calender After 21St Dec 2012
Pray For Their Success
Other Wise Believer With Mayan’S Will Be Date Less From Tomorrow Onward
And
They Will Have No Birthdays,
No Anniversary,
No Holiday ,
What They Will Do?
Teacher!
Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi Hoti Hy.
Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"
Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
"STOP"
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
"DON'T STOP"
King of the States,
Apple of my father's eye,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare.
Samajh aai ?
Nahi,
English samajhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nahi:-P
Punjabi version mulahiza Ho:
Desaan da Raja,
Mery Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya;-)
Once
There Was A Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach on The Bridge of The Naala
He Saw Another Kutta in Water with boti
His thoughts Were Kuttean Aalay.HE Mari Jo CHal Vich Te He Lost HIS Own Boti
Moral;
Kuttean Aali Socho Gay Te Kuttean Aali Hovay Gi.
"A TRUE STORY"
Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha.
ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb;
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya
or
AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..
1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking"
1 day I read drinking is bad
"I stop drinking"
1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit
" I stop
reading" lOlzz]
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