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Funny Romantic Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
ROMANCE
Romance is the expressive and pleasurable feeling from an emotional attraction towards another person associated with love.
In the context of romantic love relationships, romance usually implies an expression of one's strong romantic love, or one's deep and strong emotional desires to connect with another person intimately or romantically.
Historically, the term "romance" originates with the medieval ideal of chivalry as set out in its Romance literature.
The debate over an exact definition of romantic love may be found in literature as well as in the works of psychologists, philosophers, biochemists and other professionals and specialists. Romantic love is a relative term, but generally accepted as a definition that distinguishes moments and situations within intimate relationships to an individual as contributing to a significant relationship connection.
The addition of drama to relationships of close, deep and strong love.
During the initial stages of a romantic relationship, there is more often more emphasis on emotions—especially those of love, intimacy, compassion, appreciation, and affinity—rather than physical intimacy. Romantic love in the early stages is often characterized by uncertainty, along with emotional anxiety that love may not be returned:
Love is this way: You're on one side of the edge of a canyon -- windy, deep, sunny, steep. Your lover's on the other. You wave to each other across the divide. You have a parachute. Your lover has a parachute. But the cords to open the parachutes are on the BACK not the front so only your lover can open your parachute for you, and you for your lover. You pause. Are you ready to jump? Will your lover jump too? If you and your lover jump simultaneously, grasp mid-air and yank each other's cords, you'll glide sweetly to your getaway island where a candlelight dinner awaits. If one thing goes wrong, a glitch in timing, a puff of wind, the slightest hesitation -- you'll be crushed on the rocks below.
—Anonymous
Within an established relationship, romantic love can be defined as a freeing or optimizing of intimacy in a particularly luxurious manner (or the opposite as in the "natural"), or perhaps in greater spirituality, irony, or peril to the romantic relationship.
In culture, arranged marriages and betrothals are customs that may conflict with romance due to the nature of the arrangement. It is possible, however, that strong and close romance and love can exist between the partners in an arranged marriage.
Research by the University of Pavia suggests that romantic love lasts for about a year, and then it is replaced by a more stable form of love called companionate love. In companionate love, changes occur from the early stage of love to when the relationship becomes more established and romantic feelings seem to end. However research done at Stony Brook University in New York suggests that some couples keep romantic feelings alive for much longer.
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you,
Its kinda hard for me to forget you.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****
Dil Se Dil Laga Kar To Dekho,
Hamari Yaadon Main Ansoo Bahaa Kar To Dekho,
Sms Kya Call Bhi Karongi,
Ek Bar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chuka Kar To Dekho
Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De
Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do
Mujhe,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi "girl Friend" Ka Number De Do Mujhay..
U R A Good Runner
Bcoz
U R Always Running
N
My Mind
U R A Good Thief
Bcoz
U Have Stolen My Heart
&
I M Always A Bad Shooter
Bcoz
I Miss U Always
Monday Ko Dosti
Tuesday Ko Pyar
Wednesday Ko Shadi
Thursday Ko Barbadi
Friday Ko Fighting
Saturday Ko Talaq
Sunday Ko Rest
Monday Ko Next
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
5.5 Jis Ki Height Ho
Jeans Jis Ki Tight Ho
Face Jiska Bright Ho
Weight May Thori C Light Ho
Umer Main Difference Slight Ho
Thori C Wo White Ho
Makeup Thora Light Ho
Zulfain Dainamite Ho
Hont Us K Aisay Ho Jaisay Coke Dite Ho
Aisi Apni Wife Ho To Kya Haseen Life Ho.....
I Love U
I Really Love U
I Love U More Than Everything
In The World
Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnoon
Apni Laila Se,per Baycharay Ko
English Nahi Ati Thi.
Tum
Ache
Sache
Pyare
Imandar
Samajdar
Aqalmand
Sharif
Logon Se Door Rehna!
Warna Wo B "kharab"
Ho Jayengay.
Girl:ask To Molvi
Can I Kiss A Man?
Molvi:astaghfirullah
Girl:can I Kiss A Boy?
Molvi:nauzubillah
Girl:can I Kiss U?
Molvi:bismillah Bismillah.]
Funny Romantic Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
ROMANCE
Romance is the expressive and pleasurable feeling from an emotional attraction towards another person associated with love.
In the context of romantic love relationships, romance usually implies an expression of one's strong romantic love, or one's deep and strong emotional desires to connect with another person intimately or romantically.
Historically, the term "romance" originates with the medieval ideal of chivalry as set out in its Romance literature.
The debate over an exact definition of romantic love may be found in literature as well as in the works of psychologists, philosophers, biochemists and other professionals and specialists. Romantic love is a relative term, but generally accepted as a definition that distinguishes moments and situations within intimate relationships to an individual as contributing to a significant relationship connection.
The addition of drama to relationships of close, deep and strong love.
During the initial stages of a romantic relationship, there is more often more emphasis on emotions—especially those of love, intimacy, compassion, appreciation, and affinity—rather than physical intimacy. Romantic love in the early stages is often characterized by uncertainty, along with emotional anxiety that love may not be returned:
Love is this way: You're on one side of the edge of a canyon -- windy, deep, sunny, steep. Your lover's on the other. You wave to each other across the divide. You have a parachute. Your lover has a parachute. But the cords to open the parachutes are on the BACK not the front so only your lover can open your parachute for you, and you for your lover. You pause. Are you ready to jump? Will your lover jump too? If you and your lover jump simultaneously, grasp mid-air and yank each other's cords, you'll glide sweetly to your getaway island where a candlelight dinner awaits. If one thing goes wrong, a glitch in timing, a puff of wind, the slightest hesitation -- you'll be crushed on the rocks below.
—Anonymous
Within an established relationship, romantic love can be defined as a freeing or optimizing of intimacy in a particularly luxurious manner (or the opposite as in the "natural"), or perhaps in greater spirituality, irony, or peril to the romantic relationship.
In culture, arranged marriages and betrothals are customs that may conflict with romance due to the nature of the arrangement. It is possible, however, that strong and close romance and love can exist between the partners in an arranged marriage.
Research by the University of Pavia suggests that romantic love lasts for about a year, and then it is replaced by a more stable form of love called companionate love. In companionate love, changes occur from the early stage of love to when the relationship becomes more established and romantic feelings seem to end. However research done at Stony Brook University in New York suggests that some couples keep romantic feelings alive for much longer.
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you,
Its kinda hard for me to forget you.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.....
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****
Dil Se Dil Laga Kar To Dekho,
Hamari Yaadon Main Ansoo Bahaa Kar To Dekho,
Sms Kya Call Bhi Karongi,
Ek Bar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chuka Kar To Dekho
Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De
Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do
Mujhe,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi "girl Friend" Ka Number De Do Mujhay..
U R A Good Runner
Bcoz
U R Always Running
N
My Mind
U R A Good Thief
Bcoz
U Have Stolen My Heart
&
I M Always A Bad Shooter
Bcoz
I Miss U Always
Monday Ko Dosti
Tuesday Ko Pyar
Wednesday Ko Shadi
Thursday Ko Barbadi
Friday Ko Fighting
Saturday Ko Talaq
Sunday Ko Rest
Monday Ko Next
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
5.5 Jis Ki Height Ho
Jeans Jis Ki Tight Ho
Face Jiska Bright Ho
Weight May Thori C Light Ho
Umer Main Difference Slight Ho
Thori C Wo White Ho
Makeup Thora Light Ho
Zulfain Dainamite Ho
Hont Us K Aisay Ho Jaisay Coke Dite Ho
Aisi Apni Wife Ho To Kya Haseen Life Ho.....
I Love U
I Really Love U
I Love U More Than Everything
In The World
Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnoon
Apni Laila Se,per Baycharay Ko
English Nahi Ati Thi.
Tum
Ache
Sache
Pyare
Imandar
Samajdar
Aqalmand
Sharif
Logon Se Door Rehna!
Warna Wo B "kharab"
Ho Jayengay.
Girl:ask To Molvi
Can I Kiss A Man?
Molvi:astaghfirullah
Girl:can I Kiss A Boy?
Molvi:nauzubillah
Girl:can I Kiss U?
Molvi:bismillah Bismillah.]
Funny Romantic Sms
Funny Romantic Sms
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Funny Romantic Sms
Funny Romantic Sms
Funny Romantic Sms
Funny Romantic Sms
Funny Romantic Sms
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